Nate’s been calling these blogs my “prison epistles” because I wrote them while in the Island’s detention center. I’m no Apostle Paul nor am I religious, but it’s a funny comparison. I admit it’s hard to write when there’s a gorgeous Planet X lady in the cell next door. The problem is she sleeps a lot. A good kiss would fix that. Glen gave me some pointers on kissing. (No, he didn’t kiss me! Get your head out of the gutter!) Anyway, here are my notes from Episode 65: ‘Mothra vs. Godzilla.’
- I can’t find a reason to be upset with Danny. It’s scientifically impossible to be angry at Pollyanne Danny.
- “Big Willy 3.” Not bad. I doubt he can rap, though. I should know: I’m a connoisseur of gangsta rap.
- Hey, I thought that lost recording was funny. It’s not fit for public consumption like a lot of off-air conversations we have on this show, but still funny. If people knew…well, let’s just say Kaiju Kim won’t just be canceling Michael Hamilton.
- Mocking Nate is definitely in my contract. It didn’t take much to convince the Board to add that clause. Even after I lost respect for my evil bosses, I insisted they keep it in. Again, it didn’t take much convincing.
- The Mothra vs. Godzilla novelization was written by Takamasa Ueda and published by Kodansha in 1984 (yes, 20 years later).
- The pamphlet has no fake news, despite stereotypes. I double- and triple-checked.
- Typhoon Vera caused $5.82 billion in 2023 money. Insane!
- Which Mothra is the biggest? That depends on what you look at.
- Largest larva: Showa at 180 meters long (Mothra, 1961)
- Largest imago: Showa at 80 meters long (Mothra, 1961)
- Largest wingspan: Showa at 250 meters (Mothra, 1961) (MonsterVerse version is close at 244.8 meters)
- Heaviest: Millennium at 25,000 metric tons (Godzilla: Final Wars)
- Just doing my job…whatever that was when I wrote this….
- Prequels?!
- Can you blame me for loving Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machines?
If you want to know what Nate didn’t talk about during the episode (which was a lot), here are his leftover notes:
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an X-lady to wake up. No, not that kind of X-lady!
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