{"id":2803,"date":"2025-07-16T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-16T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/?p=2803"},"modified":"2025-08-13T10:37:36","modified_gmt":"2025-08-13T14:37:36","slug":"mifv-max-40-abridged-reptisaurus-2009-ft-damon-noyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/16\/mifv-max-40-abridged-reptisaurus-2009-ft-damon-noyes\/","title":{"rendered":"MIFV MAX #40 (Abridged): \u2018Reptisaurus\u2019 (2009) | Ft. Damon Noyes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/MIFV-MAX-40-abridged-Podcast-Thumbnail-1-1024x1024.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2804\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/MIFV-MAX-40-abridged-Podcast-Thumbnail-1.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/MIFV-MAX-40-abridged-Podcast-Thumbnail-1.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/MIFV-MAX-40-abridged-Podcast-Thumbnail-1.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/MIFV-MAX-40-abridged-Podcast-Thumbnail-1.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/MIFV-MAX-40-abridged-Podcast-Thumbnail-1.jpg?w=1500&amp;ssl=1 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Hello, Kaiju Lovers! If you\u2019re joining us just after G-Fest, welcome! In this abridged episode of our Patreon-exclusive podcast, you\u2019ll hear Nathan and executive producer\/MIFV MAX \u201cprime\u201d member Damon Noyes discuss (or rather, riff) a \u201cpseudo-remake\u201d (and by that, we mean \u201csecond cousin twice removed\u201d) of <a href=\"https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/16\/episode-102-reptilicus-vs-damon-noyes\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"2687\"><em>Reptilicus<\/em> <\/a>with the 2009 SyFy movie <em>Reptisaurus<\/em>. It claims to be based on the Charlton comic, which was a Reptilicus comic for two issues, but the $15 CGI creature looks nothing like it. And there\u2019s no alien named Bob. What about Bob?! Instead, we get a cadre of 35-year-old college students, two bumbling soldiers, and Buck Rogers in his living room, er, office. It may look like an Asylum movie and quack like an Asylum movie, but it <em>isn\u2019t<\/em> an Asylum movie, no matter what Grok may tell you. (Yes, Nathan experimented with X\u2019s AI assistant to research this and had to fact-check the robot). Strap in, Kaiju Lovers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Join MIFV MAX on Patreon to hear the uncut version and read Nathan&#8217;s research notes:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Video: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/mifv-max-40-2009-127769823\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/mifv-max-40-2009-127769823<\/a>.\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Audio: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/mifv-max-40-2009-127774227\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/mifv-max-40-2009-127774227<\/a>.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Check out Nathan\u2019s spinoff podcasts,&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/redcircle.com\/shows\/henshin-men\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Henshin Men<\/a>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/powertrippod.podbean.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Power Trip<\/a>, and&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/henshinpowerv3.podbean.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Henshin Power V3<\/a>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019d like to give a shout-out to our MIFV MAX patrons Danny DiManna (author\/creator of the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/godzillanovelizationproject.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Godzilla Novelization Project<\/a>); Damon Noyes,&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.podchaser.com\/podcasts\/the-cel-cast-1181606\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Cel Cast<\/a>, TofuFury, Eric Anderson of&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/nerdchapel.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Nerd Chapel<\/a>, Wynja the Ninja, Christopher Riner, The Indiscrite One, Eli Harris, Jake Hambrick, Matt Walsh (but not that Matt Walsh), Jonathan Courtright, Leon Campbell, Michael Watson, and Sam Allred! Thanks for your support!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You, too, can join MIFV MAX on&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/monsterislandfilmvault\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Patreon<\/a>&nbsp;to get this and other perks starting at only $3 a month! (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/monsterislandfilmvault\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/monsterislandfilmvault<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Buy official MIFV merch on&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.teepublic.com\/user\/the-monster-island-gift-shop\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">TeePublic<\/a>! (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.teepublic.com\/user\/the-monster-island-gift-shop\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/www.teepublic.com\/user\/the-monster-island-gift-shop<\/a>). NEW MERCH NOW AVAILABLE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This episode is approved by the Monster Island Board of Directors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Podcast Social Media:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>MIFV Linktree:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/linktr.ee\/monsterislandfilmvault\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/linktr.ee\/monsterislandfilmvault<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nate\u2019s Linktree:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/linktr.ee\/nathan_marchand\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/linktr.ee\/nathan_marchand<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>MIFV is a member of PodNation (<a href=\"https:\/\/podnation.tv\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/podnation.tv\/<\/a>)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>MIFV is one of Feedspot\u2019s top 10 tokusatsu podcasts! (<a href=\"https:\/\/blog.feedspot.com\/tokusatsu_podcasts\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/blog.feedspot.com\/tokusatsu_podcasts\/<\/a>)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>MIFV is one of Feedspot\u2019s top 20 monster podcasts! (<a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.feedspot.com\/monster_podcasts\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/podcasts.feedspot.com\/monster_podcasts\/<\/a>)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"file:\/\/\/C:\\Users\\user%201\\Documents\\Nate's%20Stuffs\\Monster%20Island%20Film%20Vault%20(podcast)\\MIFV%20Blogs\\www.MonsterIslandFilmVault.com\">www.MonsterIslandFilmVault.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>#JimmyFromNASALives &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; #MonsterIslandFilmVault&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;#Reptilicus&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; #SyFy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a9 2025 Moonlighting Ninjas Media<\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_777\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2803-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/mcdn.podbean.com\/mf\/web\/mkpt5payb6embama\/MIFV_MAX_40_Reptisaurus_abridged9jlib.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/mcdn.podbean.com\/mf\/web\/mkpt5payb6embama\/MIFV_MAX_40_Reptisaurus_abridged9jlib.mp3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/mcdn.podbean.com\/mf\/web\/mkpt5payb6embama\/MIFV_MAX_40_Reptisaurus_abridged9jlib.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/mcdn.podbean.com\/mf\/web\/mkpt5payb6embama\/MIFV_MAX_40_Reptisaurus_abridged9jlib.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw(&#039;https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/?powerpress_pinw=2803-podcast&#039;);\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/mcdn.podbean.com\/mf\/web\/mkpt5payb6embama\/MIFV_MAX_40_Reptisaurus_abridged9jlib.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" download=\"MIFV_MAX_40_Reptisaurus_abridged9jlib.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/index.php\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p><!--powerpress_player-->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, Kaiju Lovers! 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