{"id":2015,"date":"2023-12-06T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-12-06T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/?p=2015"},"modified":"2023-12-12T12:14:25","modified_gmt":"2023-12-12T17:14:25","slug":"jimmys-notes-on-episode-80-the-asylums-monster-island-ft-raymund-martin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/06\/jimmys-notes-on-episode-80-the-asylums-monster-island-ft-raymund-martin\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy\u2019s Notes on Episode 80: The Asylum\u2019s \u2018Monster Island\u2019 (Ft. Raymund Martin)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"783\" height=\"327\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/JIMMYS-NOTES.jpg?resize=783%2C327\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-607\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/JIMMYS-NOTES.jpg?w=783&amp;ssl=1 783w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/JIMMYS-NOTES.jpg?resize=300%2C125&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/JIMMYS-NOTES.jpg?resize=768%2C321&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 783px) 100vw, 783px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guess who\u2019s back, back again. Jimmy\u2019s back! Tell a friend!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I missed the producer\u2019s booth. It really has become my natural environment. Certainly more so than jail. Although, as prisons go, Ogasawara\u2019s isn\u2019t the worst. How do I know this? Let\u2019s just say this wasn\u2019t the first time I\u2019ve been behind bars. It wasn\u2019t Mayberry, either, though. However, I had the best cellmate. Hot damn, she was a fanboy\u2019s dream come true! Too bad she spent most of her time sleeping\u2026and in the next room\u2026being scrutinized by doctors, security, and at least one Interpol agent. That stressed her out so much, I swear she drank three gallons of water a day. H2O is scarce where she\u2019s from\u2014and no, it\u2019s not Arrakis. But iron bars are no cage for the charm of James Crane! \u201cLady X\u201d and I got quite close. There was literal hand-holding many nights while she coped with the unwanted attention. Which tells you she <em>definitely<\/em> wanted attention from ol\u2019 Jimmy! Thankfully, our really good lawyer friends got everyone off her back by blackmailing, litigating them with accusations of racism. I can personally vouch that she\u2019s not trying to conquer anyone\u2014she\u2019s <em>been <\/em>conquered! Haha!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyway, for my first episode back, I took plenty of notes during <a href=\"https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/index.php\/2023\/11\/22\/episode-80-the-asylums-monster-island-ft-raymund-martin\/\">episode 80 (The Asylum\u2019s <em>Monster Island<\/em>)<\/a> featuring that really good lawyer friend.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I finally return, and Nate doesn\u2019t let my ego inflate. Jerk. At least he learned he can\u2019t do the show without me.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Jet gets a good report from me. I\u2019d grade him a B+ or A-.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I filed that litigation for the season 2 finale. It was for assault.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cBootlegging\u201d meant something different for me as a kid, too. I don\u2019t want to talk about it.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I dated a geomythologist once. She couldn\u2019t say \u201ckaiju\u201d right, either.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>And people think my stories are crazy. Listen to Raymund! At least mine are true! \ud83d\ude1b<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My lawn has mythic lore. (Well, actually I don\u2019t have a lawn. I live in an apartment).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I was out-of-practice at interrupting you! Give me a few episodes!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I wish I could drink more on the job. The things I have seen and tolerated!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You\u2019re always sweet to me, too, Gary. We should get drinks sometime. You like Jack Daniels?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You two were right about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/books\/NBK482316\/#:~:text=Hypoxia%20is%20a%20state%20in,in%20the%20blood%20(hypoxemia).\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">hypoxia<\/a>: \u201cHypoxia is a state in which oxygen is not available in sufficient amounts at the tissue level to maintain adequate homeostasis; this can result from inadequate oxygen delivery to the tissues either due to low blood supply or low oxygen content in the blood (hypoxemia).\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You should see the parts I preordered for my next model of drones. They\u2019ll be lava-proof and come with lasers. I\u2019ve nicknamed them the \u201cFire Rodans.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nate, you have to be drunk to deal with Jessica? She already hates you!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The things I had to do to keep Gary from destroying himself and my equipment! I\u2019d normally correct all of you!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019ve contacted everyone I know at NASA, and all they say is they hate this movie and the \u201cCheeto rumor.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I need a Rantmaster about weaponized junk food in space!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nate should\u2019ve taken my scotch offer. Apparently, he\u2019s not drunk enough for this job.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cWinter\u201d not \u201cWinters,\u201d Raymund.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Also, you forgot the direct article in KOTM.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cPursuant\u201d is a great word!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>New memoir title: \u201cMy Life is a Mockbuster.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You said, \u201cblockbuster,\u201d when you meant, \u201cmockbuster,\u201d Nate.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com\/business\/business-news\/disney-lawsuit-ices-frozen-land-673259\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Mouse did indeed defeat Phase 4 Films<\/a> over \u201cFrozen Land,\u201d which returned to its original title, <em>The Legend of Sarilla<\/em>. It only took a month, and Disney got $100,000. Raise your hand if you\u2019re surprised. I\u2019ll wait.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You should see the notes I trade with Raymund. We know secrets that could topple several governments.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I have a lot of side hustles, man. Some of which I can\u2019t discuss, because then I\u2019d have to kill you. \ud83d\ude1b<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My note-taking definitely didn\u2019t get rusty! But this isn\u2019t my last blog of season three despite it being touted as the finale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As per my contractual obligations, here are Nate\u2019s leftover notes: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div data-wp-interactive=\"core\/file\" class=\"wp-block-file\"><object data-wp-bind--hidden=\"!state.hasPdfPreview\" hidden class=\"wp-block-file__embed\" data=\"https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Monster-Island-2019-Notes.pdf\" type=\"application\/pdf\" style=\"width:100%;height:600px\" aria-label=\"Embed of Monster-Island-2019-Notes.\"><\/object><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-cb96928e-cb96-404c-be00-cc66651d4a27\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Monster-Island-2019-Notes.pdf\">Monster-Island-2019-Notes<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Monster-Island-2019-Notes.pdf\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" aria-describedby=\"wp-block-file--media-cb96928e-cb96-404c-be00-cc66651d4a27\" download>Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No, Nate has a coda planned; an epilogue, if you will. You see, a certain \u201clizard king\u201d has a new movie out, and we would be remiss if we didn\u2019t discuss it. That would be <em>Godzilla Minus One <\/em>(<em>Godzilla -1<\/em>). In order to, as Nate says, make it the best podcast episode on the film, he\u2019s bringing on the infamous \u201cgatekeeper\u201d Jack \u201cGMan\u201d Hudgens. Between the three of us, your opinion will be invalidated. Then in 2024, season four, \u201cThe Monster Island World Tour,\u201d will begin in earnest with the insane <em>Super Infra-Man<\/em>, which will feature Godzilla Novelization Project creator Daniel DiManna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now, if you\u2019ll excuse me, I have a thirsty woman to\u2026satisfy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Social media:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Follow me on Twitter:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NasaJimmy\/status\/1322791987213410305?s=20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@NasaJimmy<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Follow (the now defeated) MIBOD on Twitter:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MonsterIslaBOD\/status\/1323267020641718272?s=20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@MonsterIslaBOD<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Follow Raymund Martin (The Monster Island Legal Team) on Twitter:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MIFV_LegalTeam\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@MIFV_LegalTeam<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Follow Crystal Lady Jessica on Twitter:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CrystalLadyJes1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@CrystalLadyJes1<\/a><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Follow Dr. Dourif on Twitter: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrDoriff\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@DrDorif<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess who\u2019s back, back again. Jimmy\u2019s back! Tell a friend! I missed the producer\u2019s booth. It really has become my natural environment. Certainly more so&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/monsterislandfilmvault.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/06\/jimmys-notes-on-episode-80-the-asylums-monster-island-ft-raymund-martin\/\">Continue Reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jimmy\u2019s Notes on Episode 80: The Asylum\u2019s \u2018Monster Island\u2019 (Ft. 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