DATE: 07-31-2020
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM: THE MONSTER ISLAND BOARD OF DIRECTORS
SUBJECT: ‘ZILLA JR. THREAT LEVEL UPDATE / NEW HEAD OF SECURITY
Last week the Monster Island Board of Directors sent out an email stating that ‘Zilla Jr’s threat level was still under assessment. As of 8 am today the team has come back with its final evaluation on the creature.
The team has determined that ‘Zilla’s threat level stands at 8.5/10. A full readout of this assessment can be accessed through the employee portal. If you possess the proper clearances, you will be able to read that report, in full, as of 10 am tomorrow. We still strongly encourage any employee traveling to the NE quadrant of the island to use extreme caution. ‘Zilla will be released from his paddock later this week after some final blood testing and security tagging. An official public statement about the creature’s release will be made after Miss Perkins has a chance to review it.
Also, given that security on the island has been of great concern to all of us, The Monster Island Board of Directors is pleased to announce that Capt. Douglas Gordon will be joining the team as our NEW Head of Security. His role goes into effect immediately. We are currently in the process of gathering all necessary resources he and his team may need to do their job effectively and efficiently.
The Board has also instructed Capt. Gordon to do a full security assessment of any and all facilities here on the island. This includes but is not limited to:
- ANY AND ALL guest services areas
- Kaiju paddocks
- The Monster Island Resort
- ANY AND ALL garage and storage areas on the island
- The recording studio and radio station
- ANY AND ALL research facilities
Be advised, that inspections will be carried out at random. When Capt. Gordon and his team do come to your facility please treat them with respect and answer any and all questions clearly and concisely. This will allow the Captain and his team to work as efficiently as Earthly possible.
Once again, thank you all for helping us keep Monster Island one of the best places to work and thrive on Earth. It’s because of team members like you we can see a better way forward.
Sincerely,
The Monsters Island Board of Directors